Posted by: Diabolic Preacher | March 22, 2007

The Big LiveJournal Fight

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Why is everyone fighting? They’re fighting over my hot bod!I don’t know, and I don’t care.Mind control lasers from space.My horoscope said this was going to happen.
How does this make you feel? It makes me feel pretty flattered, actually.Why should it make me feel anything?Paranoid.Depressed.
Are you going to try and stop this? Why? If they want to fight over me, what right do I have to interfere?Does it matter?I’ll try, but those mind control rays are pretty powerful.Yes, but I won’t be able to.
Duck! Huh? *gets hit in the head with a flying limb**gets hit by a flying limb* …AAAH! Alien laser beams! *ducks**gets hit by a flying limb* My horoscope said this was going to happen.
Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet? I’ll pay for someone to clean it for you if you’ll just shut up…. I’ll bet you care more about that carpet than you do about me.Um… A really long time?According to your horoscope, it’ll take about three hours. Good luck!
Do you plan on joining the fray? Why? I’m the one they’re fighting over.Why not? Maybe I’ll get killed and leave this pitiful existence.*draws a space blaster* Well, I have been wanting to try this baby out…According to my horoscope, this is my lucky week for winning fights!
Is the first one killed sangeeta015
Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM! gautam21
Keeps spouting corny catchphrases lvalue
Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plant status
Manages to decapitate them self on accident e_rahul
Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters 81
Amount of property damage the fight will cause $295,799
Chance that you’ll survive the melee

63%
This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Pisces Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz


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